I’m not certain the entire squad assembled organically. Sure, Brittany, Abigale, Emma Stone, Selena met Taylor in school and in her early work events. But the sudden influx of models just might be P.R. trying to break the narrative that Taylor Swift is boy crazy. Think for a moment if Taylor and her team realized she liked women and overcompensated to maintain her good girl, all-American image by arranging fake boyfriends (beards)? It might look like a lot of short, sudden, superficial relationships with guys that benefit from promotion or other gays…
In order to do that we have to talk about “The Squad” and in order to do that I need to intersperse Taylor’s history with men:
Sounds like a Cowboy Like Me situation.
Here’s what else I found:
Showmance P.R.
Ugh-no quotes from this piece of $hit.
2 October 2009 - Taylor tweets about her love for Glee
Kevin McHale and Jenna Ushkowitz later confirm on their glee podcast that they met Taylor through Dianna, given that it makes sense to me that by the time she was publicly seen with Cory, Taylor knew Dianna.
29 October 2009 - Taylor films the infamous Roomies Sketch for SNL (New York)
Dianna was spending a lot of time in Long Island during November/December 2009 while filming “The Romantics” with Adam Brody. ADAM is the liner note hint for Enchanted. SAG is the liner note hint for Red, which could be referencing Sag Harbor in Long Island. The Glee cast were signing CDs at two Maserati dealerships within 15 miles of Garden city and about an hour and a half west of Sag Harbor.
The lyrics in Red ‘Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead end street, Faster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly’.‘Took off faster than a green light go’ (Holy Ground) is consistent with comparing their relationship to driving ‘faster than the wind.’ (Red)
11 November 2010 - Taylor and Jake G take a chartered plane to London, where he’s papped with the scarf from “the very first week”
Cover for Dianna.
True or false?
The smartest thing you could do if you want to hide that you’re bisexual or gay (aside from bearding) is do a gay project. It overwhelms the Google search and makes you look like an ally. Insert:
Or is it?
1 January 2011 - Taylor’s done bearding with Jake G, there’s an article about their split on the 4th
Look what else happened in 2011:
Showmance for P.R.
Maybe it was more about the house than the boy?
21 March 2011 - Taylor is papped wearing one of Dianna’s dresses and the key necklace
15 - 17 August 2011 - Taylor goes to the beach for the weekend with Liz and other friends
4 September 2011 - Dianna and Taylor’s first public sighting at the Fairfax Flea Market
17 January 2012 - Dianna and Karlie tweet Taylor after her Vogue cover
25 March 2012 - Taylor and Dianna have lunch at Unami Burger Restaurant and see Hunger Games Together (Sunday Matinee)
23 April 2012 - Taylor posts a picture of the LOVE ring, which the Red ring is later based on
Trying to subtly show off the ring she’s wearing on the fourth finger of her left hand. There have long been rumors that Dianna proposed to Taylor. Ones she seemed to confirm in LWYMMD with the ring box in the Cat Bandit vault, with the rejected proposal in ME! and Bejeweled and the lyrics of several songs:
24 April 2012 - Shirley Mclaine’s Birthday
The next day Dianna tweets “Let's Dance”.
25 July 2012 - Taylor begins bearding with Connor Kenedy
Early September 2012 - Done bearding with Connor
There is a rumor that the purchasing of a house in Rhode Island by Taylor was a favor she did for the Kennedys. Supposedly the person that Taylor bought the house from had some issue with the Kennedys so Taylor bought it on their behalf. Taylor sold the house to a sort of shell company. The trade off may have been a real estate deal for the Kennedys and a beard for Taylor.
7 September 2012 - Karlie talks about Taylor in interview, Taylor performs Ronan at SU2C in LA
November 2012 - Taylor starts publicly dating Harry Styles
31 December 2012 - The NYE Haylor Stunt Kiss
5 January 2013 - Taylor signals the Haylor breakup
9 January 2013 - Taylor and Harry’s breakup announced
7 April 2013 Taylor’s on a Wonderland magazine cover
17 April 2013 - The Fake Article
The rumors claimed they were forced to break up by their PR teams(mainly Taylor's label) due to being outed.
5 May 2013 - Taylor and Karlie attend the Met Gala
5 September 2013 - Taylor and Dianna attend a FUN concert [last time they're seen together]
9 Nov 2013 - Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
24 November 2013 - Taylor and Karlie “hang out” at the AMA’s and Taylor does a Q&A Backstage
Karlie persuades her to move to NYC instead of chasing Dianna to London as she later brags in the “Best Best Friends” video.
Early March - Taylor and Karlie go to Big Sur
April 2014 - Paula quits as Taylor’s PR Manager, and Tree is hired
22 April 2014 - Kaylor Beach Holliday
2014/2015 - Garden Gate
5 May 2014 - Met Gala & Taylor begins the 1989 tour
17 July 2014 - Jack Antonoff almost accidentally outs Taylor as gay on the WTF podcast Interview with Marc Maron
13 August 2014 - Rumors about Taylor and Karlie living together
Karlie’s spokesperson responds: “Karlie and Taylor do not live together and have no plans to live together. The Daily Mail did not verify the facts of the story prior to publishing it.”
8 September 2014 - Interview with Rolling Stone and Karlie has her own room
“Swift leads the way into one of her four guest bedrooms. “This is where Karlie usually stays,” she says – meaning supermodel Karlie Kloss, one of her new BFFs, whom she met nine months ago at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. There’s a basket of Kloss’s favorite Whole Foods treats next to the bed, and multiple photos of her on the walls. Against another wall, there’s a rack full of white nightgowns. “This is a thing me and Lena have,” says Swift – meaning Lena Dunham, another recent friend. “We wear them during the day and look like pioneer women, fresh off the Oregon Trail.” - Rolling Stone
30 October 2014 - Kaylor at Knicks Game
23 November, 2014 American Music Awards
Karlie and Taylor were all over each other that night, and reports say Dianna left early.
It strikes me as a pretty important and painful night in the Swiftgron timeline.
2 December 2014 - VSFS filmed in London
4 December 2014 - Kissgate
Taylor goes home and goes on a Kaylor liking spree.
The next day when the Kissgate footage gets out, she unlikes everything.
29 December 2014 - Tabloid prints a cover about Kaylor
13 February 2015 The Kaylor Best Best Friend Video came out
As did the Kaylor Vogue Spread
24 February 2015 - Taylor and Lily attend Elle Style Awards, Taylor supposedly meets Calvin
25 March 2015 - Taylor and Calvin papped in matching outfits at Whole Foods in Nashville shopping for Karlie’s Kookies
11 April 2015 - Bad Blood music video filmed
July 2015 - Dianna starts “dating” Winston of Mumford and Sons
8 September 2014 - Calvin Harris first spotted leaving a Thai Massage Parlour
10 November 2015 - Karlie’s interview with British Vogue talks about her ongoing conversion to Judaism for Josh.
23 November 2015 - Karlie signs into a 3 year contract with Scooter Braun
8 queers wearing I love TS tanks…
Joe, Taylor, John, Jake, Connor, Harry, Calvin, Tom = 8 beards to this point
Two words: Getaway Car.
So they were at the same event, him randomly (Mastermind) but I couldn’t find a picture of them together at any point…
WHAT.
So Taylor is dating Calvin. But danced with Tom and traveled everywhere together. But also she met Joe that same night. And then, lemme leave this here:
Another female writing this $hit?! Shame on you.
Fall 2016: Taylor starts getting close to Lily Donaldson (Tily begins)
Same ACM awards Karlie presents TS with song of the year:
Karlie and kelsea:
Simultaneously:
Late 2019 Lily Donaldson goes dark on social media (end Tily?)
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