Kit10Phish Explains It All: Meghan Markle Rumors --> BUSTED

Mistaken Identity:

Some of the supposed pics are definitely NOT Markle, but have been either edited, cropped, or labeled to be her. Could be honest misidentification, might be because of malice also (I saw a lot of hate for her on the internet at large).

NOT her.

Prince Andrew

Also NOT her:

Take w/a Grain of Salt-

This story is a rollercoaster of aliases, storytelling, and unsubstantiated happenings, so buckle up! Also, the OG narrative might not be in English, because I had much trouble understanding, interpreting, identifying, and translating it to the below semi-comprehensible order of events below.

Apparently ‘this one's wife’ (a strange way of saying Prince Harry’s wife, Meghan Markle? IDK, that’s how I took it, but I may be missing context) had a three-day liaison with prince Andrew on a yacht owned by a Greek millionaire in Nice back in February 2002.

The Greek millionaire’s son is supposedly named Theo. Story goes that Theo had invited an Australian backpacker [Bob (an alias)] to stay on the Yacht for a party that was being given for VIP prince Andrew. This so-called eyewitness saw some dark yachting action involving Meghan Markle and Prince Andrew. Bob remembers that Prince Andrew and ‘this one's wife’ were both rude and arrogant.

Because she was a yacht girl, she decided that she would grab the Prince before any of the other girls on the yacht could. Within half an hour of Andrew's arrival she was sitting on his knee with a tiny white bikini whispering in his ear. Shortly thereafter they went to a cabin which was below deck where they remained for three days having food and drinks brought to them.

Later she was overheard to say I've got my prince at last. She was generally disliked by the other girls on the yacht. Theo, the son of the boat owner and Theo's girlfriend, Melanie remained friends with “Bob” for many years. It was through Theo that Bob learned that Andrew and supposedly Meghan had stayed in touch until Andrew had arrived back in London…

Make of that what you will.

The unclear nature of the photos that were released caused doubts as they were not clear enough to conclude if she was the one or not.

More outlandish sounding rumors:

There’s a huge theory that she was a well known yacht girl for Jeffery Epstein too… it gets dark. Supposedly, she met Prince Andrew through Jeffery and it proposes the question… does Prince Harry or the royal family know anything about this? Like talk about a full circle.

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